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The brand name Heineken is a portamentau of the Dutch words "Heine," meaning "Hobo," and "neken," meaning "urine."|
When exposed to the vacuum of space, donuts become highly explosive. The UN has been developing high-velocity, rapid-fire donut cannons which take advantage of this phenomenon for use in the event of an alien invasion.
Despite the popular saying, an angel does NOT get its wings every time a bell rings.
Every time a bell rings, a small child falls of a bicycle.
Nachos were originally invented one thousand years ago in what is modern-day Siberia. They failed to catch on however, as the corn chip, jalapeño, and cheddar cheese would not make their way there until centuries later.
The emotion of love is controlled by a part of the brain known as Ganesh's Kitchen, which is also responsible for controlling sarcasm, bowel movements (only on days that don't contain the letter U), and ability to hear and process the musical stylings of Tiny Tim.