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(no subject) [Sep. 1st, 2009|11:25 pm]
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The brand name Heineken is a portamentau of the Dutch words "Heine," meaning "Hobo," and "neken," meaning "urine."

When exposed to the vacuum of space, donuts become highly explosive. The UN has been developing high-velocity, rapid-fire donut cannons which take advantage of this phenomenon for use in the event of an alien invasion.

Despite the popular saying, an angel does NOT get its wings every time a bell rings.
Every time a bell rings, a small child falls of a bicycle.

Nachos were originally invented one thousand years ago in what is modern-day Siberia. They failed to catch on however, as the corn chip, jalapeño, and cheddar cheese would not make their way there until centuries later.

The emotion of love is controlled by a part of the brain known as Ganesh's Kitchen, which is also responsible for controlling sarcasm, bowel movements (only on days that don't contain the letter U), and ability to hear and process the musical stylings of Tiny Tim.
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(no subject) [Aug. 25th, 2009|09:59 am]
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Horseradishes are the only food not poisonous to horses.

Tippex is melted paper.

"Bon Bon" in French literally translates as "I suppose so".

When you look at a clock and it looks like the second hand has just gone backwards, it actually has.

In the 1950s, most people in Britain bought their first 3D television to watch the Queen's assassination.

After giving birth, most mammals smoke the umbilical cord.

It is impossible to wink with both eyes at the same time.

Jerry out of Tom & Jerry was originally a prawn.

Gold is so valuable because of its great smell.
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(no subject) [Jun. 24th, 2009|06:43 am]
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The original lyrics to the Canadian national anthem were as follows:

"Oh Canada, we stand on guard and freeze."
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(no subject) [Dec. 10th, 2008|01:15 am]
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The number one cause of erectile dysfunction is Rosie O'Donnell.

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(no subject) [Nov. 8th, 2008|10:48 pm]
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When placed in a glass of pepsi, a piece of corn will either float or sink.

if it sinks, pouring salt into the glass will make it float.

source: being bored and intoxicated at a cafeteria
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all i want is to have my peace of mind [Oct. 11th, 2008|02:52 pm]
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[Current Mood |paranoid]




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(no subject) [Aug. 9th, 2008|07:44 pm]
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The name of the band KMFDM stands for Kill Mother Fuckin' Depeche Mode.
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(no subject) [Jul. 17th, 2008|07:44 pm]
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[Current Mood |amusedamused]

Horses for Courses is the name of a fancy French restaurant.

Source: Humph
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Writer's Block [Jan. 11th, 2008|08:45 am]
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 The origin of the term "writer's block" came from 1600s France. Poets and authors experiencing difficulties in their trade were encouraged by doctors of the time to fiercely bang their heads on a "Writer's Block", a cube of baked clay or ceramic. This was believed to jarringly clear the mind of obstacles in the authors head, allowing them to focus better.
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(no subject) [Nov. 13th, 2007|09:58 am]
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 College is only for two types of people:

1)Hippies, and 
2)Cesspool salesman.

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